Before the 4th Annual Zombie Pub Crawl, presented by pH Productions,John was behind his place when a very angry squirrel leaped upon his neck. The squirrel bit into his shoulder making him become one of the living dead.

Trust us. We have pictures.

Exhibit A: Zombie John

Once turned into a zombie, John decided he needed to tell Lee about all of the great things he’d learned. Lee saw John coming his way and ran away, hysterically waving his arms above his head. Unfortunately the same squirrel from earlier was started by this and attacked Lee too. Thus causing John to have a new zombie best friend. Although you’d think Lee would be ecstatic to be a zombie, he was not impressed.

Trust us. We have pictures.

Exhibit B: Unimpressed Zombie Lee

It didn’t take long for both of them to get thirsty. So they looked for a place to call their own. They found a home with a wonderful group to hang out with, The 4th Annual Zombie Pub Crawl, presented by pH Productions, and drank Blood Punch at Mary’s Attic (they also drank a bunch at The Call, Farragut’s, Simons, etc.). Dancing & sweating, John & Lee began to become human again. It looked like the Blood Punch at Mary’s was the cure to the squirrel bite.

Lessons learned. John & Lee now avoid squirrels.

They will never avoid The Zombie Pub Crawl, presented by pH Productions.

The end.

To have your own zombie adventure, be sure to join us in the future for the 5th Annual Zombie Pub Crawl presented by pH Productions. Check it out here: pH Productions | Chicago Improv & Sketch Comedy | Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl 4!

We’re pretty sure it’ll happen again.

Pretty sure.

Help us win the Atom.com tournament by getting as many people to watch Zombie Chef as possible.  If we win we could get a meeting with Comedy Central.  We also get 500 bucks that would go towards funding future Zombie Chef episodes and our upcoming sketch run.  So help us help the world become a more gentlemanly place.

Here’s the link: Zombie Chef at Atom.com

Hey Pretty People!

We got to meet the very friendly, super handsome, I think we’re currently in love with, Kendall Bruns. Kendall was awesome enough to interview us for our upcoming Chicago Sketchfest 2011 show. Check it out here:

Let’s Get Serious. with Kendall Bruns

Also, we have been so busy creating our show that we have been remissed in our duties to let all you lovely people know that we HAVE A SHOW in CHICAGO SKETCHFEST 2011!! WHAT?! WHY ARE WE yelling. Okay. Back to normal.

Come out, tomorrow night to Stage 773 and see us perform at 9:30PM with the experimental GERMANS! Tickets $14. Get those here: GERMANS & LONG PORK

Can’t wait to see your pretty faces there!

Hello Pretty People,

Our friends at Bughouse Theater have graciously invited us to show a video at their monthly “BugHouse Short Film Contest!”.

Last time we showed “VAMPIRES:THE MOVIE” and won second place.

This time we are showing “ZOMBIE CHEF”! I have a sneaking suspicion that this time the crowd will favor us even more because everyone loves Christmas!

What? –innocent look

That doesn’t make sense to you? Zombies. Christmas. Hello? It’s like peanut butter & chocolate. Their perfect together! Come on… I’m… I’m not alone on this.

Guys, back me up.

crickets… crickets…

Guys?

crickets…

WELL, enough jabber from me– ON TO THE DETAILS:

The Upstairs of Mullen’s Bar & Grill in Wrigleyville
[3527 N. Clark Street Chicago, Illinois 60657-- call for more info. (773) 325-2319]
Tickets are $10
Doors open at 8:00PM.

The price you pay at the door goes to help Bughouse Theater raise money to get their own space.
Oh, what is BugHouse Theater, you ask? Well, BugHouse Theater is an up-and-coming theater company here in Chicago that may or may not love us enough to put some of our own shows up someday.

–PUPPY EYES, give them the PUPPY EYES–

To find out more check out www.bughousetheater.com.

So come out and have some fun, drinks, and laughs with us at Mullen’s.

Until next time– Much love.