Archive for September, 2009

New Material!!!

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

So far the most exciting thing of the Month of October, has to be our new material.  But, you say to yourself, it’s not October yet…..that’s how good this new material is.  It went into the future and secured the top spot in all of our future hearts.

Bullshit you say?  Well, you won’t say that next month.  That’s right!  The new material told us that next month your new favorite word will be spluge.

Spluge you say?  No…don’t say it yet.  Save it for October.

Rehearsal this week was a riot.  All we did was laugh and laugh and laugh…till Zack killed the kitten snuggling too hard.  Then Lee cussed  because he doesn’t own a videogame console but wants to play as Batman, Seth played NHL 2010 in protest of the feline violence, Zoran secretly beat Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 without Charley, Charley secretly beat Zoran’s rugs in the back yard with out Zoran knowing (C’s a clean freak), and Zack just kept performing small animal CPR and crying (Zack doesn’t really play video games).

Overall, it was a Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day.  With Super Fudge….and Bunicula.

So, now I bet you can’t wait to hear the new material. huh?!?

Watch this Canary Sing

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

In the attempt to keep people updated with the goings on of the L Porkers, we just wanted to let everyone know where they can find us at any given moment of the day!

Charley will be performing in the last performance of “Scientology: the (unauthorized) Musical” at the Annoyance theatre.  The show is this Saturday (Sept 12) at 8pm and tickets can be purchased on the cheap at or regular price by calling 773.561.HONK.

Also, starting later in the month you can find him again at the Annoyance performing in “Splatter Theatre”.  A comedic parody of horror films that is not to be missed.

Of course you can always find Zoran at sometimes Charley and Lee too), Seth can be found at your local Pop-eye’s Chicken, and Zack is still quiet…..suspiciously quiet. 

Don’t watch this! Seacrest out!

LP Rehearsal: Labor Day edition

Monday, September 7th, 2009

Days off are for lottery winners, the retired, and the gainfully employed.  We are all but three of those things….so we met.

We talked more about everyone’s favorite renegade cop.  And I think we may have some of our best stuff yet*.

We watched our new video that is in the works*.  Regardless of it’s humor potential, Lee orgasmed. So spluge factory as always.

Lee also had the rooty-tooty-fresh and fruity.

Zoran sent people back in time.

Are all of these incoherent sentences creating suspense?  Well, we hope so!  Until next time, true believers!  ‘Nuff Said!

*quality subject to change and may never see the light of day.

LP Rehearsal

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Well, another Long Pork rehearsal has drawn to a close and with only minor casualties.  Comedy can kill y’all…especially ours as we discussed tonight. Just beware.

Lee and Seth have created a monster of a video that will never be made.  But trust me when I say, you would swallow a bucket of puppies to see this masterpiece…..Yeah you would…..hey, stop fighting me on this!  How would you know?

Zoran has written two great scripts, one of which calls upon a favorite Long Pork character!  Funny, it’s the only character he plays besides an occasional Graboid.

Zack was quiet….suspiciously quiet.

Charley laughed and cried, but never once got out of the hot tub.

So, it was just rehearsal as usual.

Oh and our DVD is done*!  YEA!!!!!

LP Out!

*Don’t get too excited, you’ll never see it.  Unless you own a theatre….then call us.